Do you want to learn how to use Web 2.0 Social Media to become a millionaire overnight? How would you like to increase your Twitter followers by eleventy-billion in 3.68 seconds? Do you want to use Twitter to make a gazillion dollars through affiliate marketing and multi-level marketing schemes? Do you use the term “Twitter Coach” to describe yourself?
Great news! You’re well on your way to becoming a Social Media DouchebagTM already!
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Tip #128: Always tweet in all-caps. BECAUSE CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE-CONTROL FOR AWESOME!
Tip #138: Learn how to auto-DM your way into their hearts and wallets!
Tip #268: Every other tweet should be about how people can increase their followers. They’ll thank you for it!
Tip #367: Include a link to your affiliate marketing site in every tweet so people don’t miss it!