Goatse ad tells you to get a job without colon-climbing/a*s-kissing

9 04 2007

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A German job-hunting site put this ad up in Hamburg, turning a commuter tunnel into a giant, executive colon and advising you that there’s a better way to get a job than crawling up your boss’s ass. [BoingBoing]

Who done it:
Advertising Agency: Scholz & Friends, Hamburg, Germany
Creative Directors: Matthias Schmidt, Gunnar Loeser, Heiko Schmidt
Art Director: Stefan Schabenberger
Copywriter: Lars Lindigkeit
Photographer: Eike Schleef
Other additional credits: Sven Horror
Released: December 2006
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Amazing Fiddler Plays Rock Classics with Precision!

17 03 2007


This guy plays ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart’ by Yes, and ‘Smooth Criminal’ by Michael Jackson, on a Fiddle/Violin!!!
His name is Alex DePue, and he is friggin AMAZING.



These Pilots have MAD skills!

21 02 2007

Watch as airliners face some of the worst winds that I’ve ever seen. I hope that the planes that I’ve flown on haven’t ever needed to be handled like this. Be glad you can’t see outside very well on landing….you might never fly again if this happened to you.



Are You at Risk for Blue Snarfing or Blue Jacking?

1 01 2007

They may call it “bluejacking” but this video has real life examples of bluesnarfing - taking control of someone’s mobile phone to make premium rate phonecalls over Bluetooth without them even realising.

According to Wikipedia “Blue-Jacking” is:

the sending of unsolicited messages over Bluetooth to Bluetooth-enabled devices such as mobile phones, PDAs or laptop computers, sending a vCard which typically contains a message in the name field (i.e. for bluedating or bluechat) to another bluetooth enabled device via the OBEX protocol.

See www.bluejackq.com for info on all things bluetooth.



Gran’s canyon is a net sensation

12 11 2006

Internet Sensation - Grans Canyon (Native American wearing an iPod in the real Grand Canyon?)The Google Earth spotter who discovered the intriguing rock formation that looks like an iPod-wearing native American, turns out to be an Australian granny living in a small Canadian prairie town.

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Global Flight Patterns Paint a Pretty Picture

5 11 2006

This FAA schematic maps flight patterns and displays them via animation. Fascinating data because the, as Aaron Koblin pointed out, the copious flight travel paths end up forming the geographical space of the United States and it’s major cities. In a sense, the itinerant aviational travel defines the geography over the terrain.

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U.S. Plans to Screen All Who Enter, Leave Country

4 11 2006

Personal Data Will Be Cross-Checked With Terrorism Watch Lists; Risk Profiles to Be Stored for Years

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Sports Racer Intro used Today on ‘The Show’

25 10 2006

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My Sports Racer intro video clip was used today on ZeFrank’s ‘The Show’, just landed last night from Hong Kong (really tired!). I’ll be sure to post more when I’ve had my full cup of coffee, thanks a lot Ze and hope all the Sports Racers enjoyed it. :)



BlackBerry 8700 G and the Roof of My Car

24 09 2006

So, I work a lot but usually I consider myself very responsible with my personal electronic devices. Until Today, when I totally threw that statistic out the window.

During my departure form the Cygility Irvine office I placed my cell phone on the roof of my car for just a moment bad idea. Then proceeded to drive off to the 405 freeway, after 10 minutes and 2 exits later, I realized my phone was somewhere else. After another 5 minutes of sheer “blank’dom” I realized it was on the roof - and proceeded to retrace the route I drove.

My friend Haroon discovered it in the gutter on Research Drive, and this is where the story ends…RIP little buddy.

I just ordered a Pearl…mmmm - cannot wait.

Photos of the deseased 8700g.
BlackBerry Dies from Roof of Car fall part deux

BlackBerry Dies from Roof of Car fall



Salon tries to drag the Alaska saga on…

6 01 2006

Freelance writer Patrick Smith has written a piece for Salon about my experience onboard Alaska flight 536, in which he attempts to take me to task for my account of the experience:

I found Hermanns’ account of the incident, which he describes as “horrific,” and “the unthinkable,” to be luridly overblown. He confuses the smell of activated oxygen canisters as that of commercial jet fuel, which he wrongly identifies as “AV-gas” or “JP4″ (it is neither). Hermanns said repeatedly that he believed the fuselage hole was located at the back of the aircraft. Some news stations actually showed an MD-80 with graphics inexplicably pointing to the jet’s rear pressurization outflow valve as the purported hole — well aft, and on the opposite side, of the damage.

So essentially my mistake, in Patrick Smith’s eye, is honestly describing a situation where, regardless of my pilot’s experience, I was helpless to do anything, and unclear as to what was happening, as “horrific” or “unthinkable”. Oh, and he’s also pissy with me because I referenced an erroneous news report on the location of the hole in the plane.

And you know what–if I were a journalist reporting on the story, I would have been sure to go out and get all the details. I would have called to get official statements from the airline and the people at the airport in Seattle. But that’s where I get confused–I’m missing where in any way I gave the impression that’s what I was doing.

I provided a first-hand account of MY experience onboard the flight. An account which many people found captivating, and thus, I got a TON of traffic last week.

That’s where Patrick Smith comes in. Patrick has a site of his own, and a book where he shares with the world his air travel expertise as a licensed pilot (I’m told it’s a real page-turner). Patrick came to my site, offered some critical assessments of my choice of two words (those very same two he was SO aggravated by in the Salon piece) and then proceeded to fill my site with spamtastic links to his books and site. Not only was Patrick beating a dead horse (I’d been chided left-and-right throughout the comments for the very same things he was saying), he was filling my message board with spam-filled messages trying to boost his own site’s traffic and pagerank. But in Patrick’s world, any refusal to help him promote his products is obviously an attempt to manipulate the publicity for my own gain (which, in case you’re wondering, is still at a whopping $0).

I understand Patrick’s bitterness–after all, last week more people read my story than read his writing ALL of last year. But now to help his own cause, he’s decided to try and make himself part of the story. In order to do so, he’s had to distort our encounters (can you show me the “belligerent” email, Patrick?) and completely quote me out of context; while he says “Here, consolidated for clarity, is his reply:”, he’s really saying “consolidated to manipulate his statements in order to make ME part of the story”. (I’ve posted the full body of my email in the comments of this post)

But as much as having your words blatantly distorted by a “major” publication like Salon sucks, I understand that this is the fate of anyone who publicly shares their experiences, be it online or thru any other form of media. The unique thing I’ve learned about sharing your experiences in a blog (with comments) is that the conversation can develop really fast–and plenty of opportunists, like Patrick Smith, will gladly try to co-opt it, whether or not they have anything to actually contribute to the discussion.