The #1 Married Online Dating Site Ashley Madison has launched a new ‘risque’ and somewhat erotic Advertising campaign – I’ve placed a few of the ads below, and I hope you enjoy them as much as I did (SFW – but BARELY!)
Ad #1 – Did you know there are 26 sexual uses for the human tongue?
Ad #2 – Why Pay for Sex? Get it at Ashley Madison for Free!
Ad #3 – Let’s go for a walk on the beach…I’ll show you my ruby strfish (rufkm!!!)
Ad #4 – Find a Guy with a REAL Six Pack!
Ad #5 – Just don’t forget your panties…
Ad #6 – Cut out the middleman, or leave him in if that’s your thing! (bi-sexual whaaa!)
Ad #7 – THIS IS MY FAVORITE – This is milk on her lips…but we thought it too! (ROFL)
Again, I hope you found the ads provocative and inspiring…all I can say is kudos to the Art Director – AM gave them a lof of freedom, and I hope it improved their CTR. Bahhhh!
NEW YORK Publicis Groupe has reached a deal to buy Razorfish from Microsoft for approximately $530 million. Under terms of the agreement, Publicis will fund the purchase via a mix of cash and 6.5 million treasury shares. The sale will be 55 percent cash and the rest stock. The agreement also extends a cooperation pact Microsoft and Publicis signed this summer.
The deal brings to Publicis a second large digital agency to operate alongside Digitas, which Publicis bought in Dec. 2006 for $1.3 billion. Razorfish has about 2,000 employees worldwide. After the transaction, Publicis will have the most digital assets of any advertising holding company, with 25 percent of its revenue coming from digital operations, according to the Paris-based company….
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The Speaker list is always legendary, this year in SF we had Gary Vaynerchuk, the previous Guy Kawasaki and Matt Mullenwag! Seth Godin is going to be amazing!
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Dear friend,
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I just wanted to announce a cool new College Football Quiz site – USCoffers.com sponsored by Netflix. Users can take a short quiz, and see if they qualify for a free Netflix subscription.
The site it very easy to use and the questions are great!
My buddy Travis over at Small Business Victory recently interviewed me to talk about SEO and the Small Business.
I wanted to thank Small Business Victory and Travis for the opportunity to appear on his show…it really was fun and I would do it again. We had impromptu SEO Audits and talked about the industry in general, Travis is a really knowledgeable guy and I recommend that everyone subscribe to his feeds!
Jeremy Hermanns is a creator of digital ideas, including Blogebrity, and SEOintelligence. During the day he works at LegalZoom and also manages SimpleSEM a small boutique SEO & PPC Agency in Los Angeles. He lives in the Downtown Arts District's beautiful Molino Street Lofts. More »
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