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This is the BEST Compilation of Parkour FAILS ever…thanks so much to Break for putting this together…awesome. These guys/gals deserve a lot of credit (for trying) – I’m sure these wannabe acrobats will think twice before attempting to hurl themselves through the air unprepared. OUCH.

Epic Parkour Fail Compilation – Watch more Funny Videos

Parkour Definition:
Parkour (sometimes also abbreviated to PK) or l’art du déplacement [1] (English: the art of moving) is a non-competitive, physical discipline of French origin in which participants run along a route, attempting to negotiate obstacles in the most efficient way possible, as if moving in an emergency situation.

Skills such as jumping and climbing, or the more specific parkour moves are employed. The object of parkour is to get from one place to another using only the human body and the objects in the environment. The obstacles can be anything in one’s environment, but parkour is often seen practiced in urban areas because of the many suitable public structures available such as buildings and rails.

Parkour practitioners are often called traceurs if male, or traceuses if female.

Failure Definition:
Failure refers to the state or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, and may be viewed as the opposite of success. Product failure ranges from failure to sell the product to fracture of the product, in the worst cases leading to personal injury, the province of forensic engineering.

Failure can be differentially perceived from the viewpoints of the evaluators. A person who is only interested in the final outcome of an activity would consider it to be an Outcome Failure if the core issue has not been resolved or a core need is not met. A failure can also be a process failure whereby although the activity is completed successfully, a person may still feel dissatisfied if the underlying process is perceived to be below expected standard or benchmark.

1. Failure to anticipate
2. Failure to perceive
3. Failure to carry out a task

Loser is a derogatory term for a person who is (according to the standards of the observer) generally unsuccessful.

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TRON is a 3D high-tech adventure set in a digital world that’s unlike anything ever captured on the big screen. Sam Flynn (GARRETT HEDLUND), the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin Flynn (JEFF BRIDGES), looks into his father’s disappearance and finds himself pulled into the same world of fierce programs and gladiatorial games where his father has been living for 25 years. Along with Kevin’s loyal confidant (OLIVIA WILDE), father and son embark on a life-and-death journey across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous.
Director: Joseph Kosinski
Cast: Jeff Bridges, Garrett Hedlund, Olivia Wilde, Bruce Boxleitner, James Frain, Beau Garrett

From Joel Comm’s Post Behind the Scenes of The Daily Show. You gotta check it out…HILARIOUS stuff.

By now, you know that I am the creator of the world’s most-talked about iPhone application, iFart Mobile. Although most people know me these days as the best selling author of “Twitter Power – How To Dominate Your Market One Tweet At A Time” and a successful internet entrepreneur, my staff and I eagerly jumped into iPhone development as soon as the app store launched.

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Watch it. You might cry. You may get up and dance. You may break into instantaneous giggle fits. You may even be slightly horrified. But while you’re watching and tapping your feet, notice the look in the attendees’ eyes. Hear their laughs. Look at the faces of the bride and everyone else involved. Feel what’s happening in that room.

Thanks Outspoken Media!

In less than a couple of minutes a pack of piranhas strip a duck to the bone. These are extremely scary fish that will even try to bite through metal. From the BBC.

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This is a awesome parody e-book site – seriously GENIUS! Other great snippits below:

Tip #128: Always tweet in all-caps. BECAUSE CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE-CONTROL FOR AWESOME!

Tip #138: Learn how to auto-DM your way into their hearts and wallets!

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Check it out at Social Media DoucheBag and thanks again to KB!

OMG – You have to check out last night’s crazy skit “Like a Boss” from the Saturday Night Live – I think this will find it’s way into millions of cubicles on Monday.

It’s from The Lonely Island’s debut album “INCREDIBAD” In stores now!

Below is a uncensored version of Seth Rogen and Andy Samberg in SNL’s Digital Short “Like a Boss” (may take a moment to appear)

I just wanted to announce a cool new College Football Quiz site – USCoffers.com sponsored by Netflix. Users can take a short quiz, and see if they qualify for a free Netflix subscription.

The site it very easy to use and the questions are great!

Enjoy.

So I took the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator test today, and we performed a test called “Metaphor” with the Team…it was a BLAST. We also learned a lot about our different personality types. I found out I was a ISTJ or Introversion, Sensing, Thinking, Judgment personality type – kewl huh? Check out the definitions and explanation below from Wikipedia (thanks!).

ISTJ (Introversion, Sensing, Thinking, Judgment) is an abbreviation used in the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) publications to refer to one of the sixteen personality types. The MBTI assessment was developed from the work of prominent psychiatrist Carl G. Jung in his book Psychological Types, which proposed a psychological typology based on his theories of cognitive functions.

From Jung’s work, others developed psychological typologies. Well-known personality tests are the MBTI assessment, developed by Isabel Briggs Myers and Katharine Cook Briggs, and the Keirsey Temperament Sorter, developed by David Keirsey. Keirsey referred to ISTJs as Inspectors, one of the four types belonging to the temperament he called the Guardians.

Some Traits of the analysis were:
* Dominant: Introverted Sensing (Si). ISTJs thrive on deep analysis of their surroundings.
* Auxiliary: Extraverted Thinking (Te). ISTJs use this function to actively process and evaluate their perceptions.
* Tertiary: Introverted Feeling (Fi). This function allows ISTJs to turn their analysis to themselves and others, to understand their feelings and the causes thereof.
* Inferior: Extraverted Intuition (Ne). While ISTJs are capable of rapid and dogged information processing and number crunching, they often have difficulty with, or simply dismiss, abstract concepts without immediate concrete applications.

Some famous ISTJ’s in History:
* US Presidents
– George Washington
– Andrew Johnson
– Benjamin Harrison
– Herbert Hoover
– Harry Truman
– George H. W. Bush
* Jackie Joyner-Kersee
* Evander Holyfield

Now that I know more about our Team and their personalities, I am excited to be able to understand them better. I recommend anyone take the MBTI and learn more about themselves and those they work/interact with on a daily basis.

I am trying to get 1,000 Twitter Followers in 14 days (2 weeks)! Please help me get to my goal and follow me here:
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Follow me and I will Follow You!!! Let’s get this Twitter Party Started – and see if we can do this in less than 14 days.

Thanks for the help and support.

Cheers,
Jeremy